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'Women Who Kick Ass' Panel at SDCC 2014 (x)

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                        you can break my soul,
                        take my life away,
                        beat me,
                        hurt me,
                        kill me.

                                              but for the love of god
                                                         don’t touch him.

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Clint Barton disguised as Jeremy Renner in Comic-Con: A Summary

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Steve/Bucky, assassin and spy AU
for sirona-gs

Steve Rogers is a spy. James ‘Bucky’ Barnes is an assassin. Working for opposing agencies would be a lot less complicated if they could stop having sex. When Bucky receives orders to eliminate Steve, they’ve both got some hard choices to face if they hope to make it out alive.

Bonus. The aftermath:

Bonus bonus. The aftermath of the aftermath:

woah epic gif skills, HELLO, THANKS :D

#sometimes before it gets better the darkness gets bigger #the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger #etc etc etc (x)


Because god, now you have to have a scene where each of them takes a shot for the other — first Steve, probably at a fancy party of the sort that makes Steve itch down to his working-class-Brooklyn bones, hidden underneath the expensive suit that he had to wear to blend in. He’s got company tonight, his whole team and several more agents to boot scattered around the mansion to protect a handful of high-profile targets. Steve starts in the ballroom, but after barely half an hour he makes the executive decision to walk the perimeter instead, since the mansion’s windows are wide and unguarded and the attention he’s receiving in the ballroom is impeding his ability to do his job — “They groped you a little and you’re running away,” Natasha summarizes via earbud, succinct and dry as usual, surrounded by a crowd of men who seem more intimidated by her looks than by the fact that she could kill them with a fingernail. “Wimp.” — but seriously, it’s like these people have never seen a six-foot guy in a suit before.

So yeah, he’s running away.

And he takes a bare second to wonder if maybe… but then, well. There’s Barnes. Sometimes it seems like that’s his entire life these days: suddenly, Barnes. Steve spent fifteen years with a fond, distant memory of the only kid in the neighborhood who would hang out with the asthmatic shrimp who was sick all the time, a friendship he could only see in the rearview mirror — and then, suddenly. Barnes, the Winter Soldier, Bucky, like a bullet passing by.

They can’t pass each other by. They never seem to be able to do that. Steve tells himself that it would be irresponsible not to detain a known threat (Wimp, he can practically hear Natasha say), but Barnes has stopped trying too hard to evade him, even if neither of them have every mentioned being ten years old in the middle of a Brooklyn summer with melting sno-cones dripping down to dye their fingers blue.

And they end up falling into that half-threat flirtation that’s become habit (“Seriously?” Natasha murmurs, hiding the noise behind a glass of champagne), and Steve can’t help thinking that someone’s going to die tonight or someone’s going to get laid, except then —

Maybe Barnes is in the way, or maybe he’s made one too many enemies for a night of ten targets and a hundred assassins, but all of a sudden there’s a silencer and a hole in Steve’s shoulder and blood on Steve’s uselessly expensive suit and Bucky is on the ground, staring. None of the blood is his, which Steve is almost surprised to find is a relief.

"Steve?" Natasha asks in his ear, like she’s waiting to see if she should be alarmed.

"Why did you do that?" Barnes asks, but is gone before Steve can even start to think up an answer. Instinct, he tells Fury later, and he thinks it might even be mostly true.

Nobody dies, but nobody gets laid, either. Not that night, at least.

And then later, of course, Bucky has to return the favor — probably after he’s already been assigned to kill Steve, after he’s gone to the verge and back at least three times and his employer is getting impatient. The business of assassination is more about efficiency than the sick rush of getting Steve within his sights and then dropping the rifle and knowing Steve will never know.

But he hasn’t given up yet; it’s still hanging in the air between them, every time, “I really should kill you soon,” before he slips, still mostly naked, out the window.

This time, it’s dark and late and Bucky processes everything so quickly that he can’t even remember what the hell made him think Gun. Steve. That’s how it goes. Gun, project angle of impact, Steve, and then the gunman is on the ground with a broken neck and there’s a bullet inside Bucky where there should only be muscle and blood and bone.

It’s hell running with a bullet in you, but he’s got Steve dragging him along and a few very pressing reasons to no longer be where he was. When they get somewhere safe enough, they stop and try for a basic field dressing, and Steve says, “Bucky,” like he’s been running stunned this whole time. Nobody’s called Bucky that in fifteen damn years.

"I’m the only one," he tells Steve, his voice hoarse. "If someone’s going to kill you it’s going to be me."

That’s a declaration, as far as these things go. There are a few more later, but that’s the first important one, he thinks.

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Stony Fanfics:

(Not a) Terrible DecisionSteve and Tony have been happily married for years, each unaware that the other plays their worst enemy in the superhero/villain world. When Steve disappears after the supposed “death” of Captain America, Tony goes looking for his husband, only to find that Tony wasn’t the only one keeping secrets. 

Liquid Lunch

Tony’s turned into a vampire. It’s very sad for everyone involved.

Especially Steve. Not just because Tony keeps trying to eat him alive. There are other reasons too.

“Just let me try a little bit,” he pleads “I won’t take all of it, oh, just a little taste—” He presses his palms flat against the glass and tries to scrape his teeth down the window “I can, I can control myself, promise.” And then he turns those eyes on Steve, looks him straight on, and they’re pleading, and innocent, and really, it’s selfish of him not to give Tony his blood, why would he not, he can’t see any justifiable reason, so he just starts rolling up his sleeve and nodding as Tony salivates into the glass. The summary sounds pretty silly but this fic gets dark. Especially chapter 24…. oh chapter 24 *sob*.

Steve Rogers Is A Child:

Tony gets into fights with Steve all the time and it’s driving him insane. Sure, he’s not the nicest guy in the world, but all he did was steal a little of the guy’s sesame seed bagel - he didn’t deserve to get yelled at for something stupid like that.

After drowning his sorrows in hot chocolate and complaining to Pepper about what happened, Tony gets a phone call from Natasha telling him to hurry back home. Something’s happened - Steve has been attacked and he’s not quite the same man he once was - he’s been turned into a child.

With Steve out of commission, the team struggles with what to do and Tony finds himself filling roles he had never expected: babysitter and friend.

Draining Life

After a bad break up with Pepper, Tony packed his things and moved into Stark mansion. He refurbished the mansion so that it was more his style and less of his father’s, readying himself for a new life as he tried to recover from the surgery that had removed his arc reactor. He didn’t like being alone, but at least when he was in the mansion, he didn’t have to see everyone pitying him. Besides, here he could work on Extremis without anyone staring over his shoulder.

It would be perfect soon.

Things would be better with Extremis.

After the move in, Tony starts having strange dreams - ones that start getting more and more disturbing as the nights go by.

He dreams that there is something buried outside in his yard, hiding beneath the patch of petunias, and it won’t leave him alone. Another Vampire AU but still good and creepy.

Say When

What if Steve was unfrozen early? What if instead of Natasha, Steve got assigned to help Tony while the genius was slowly dying of palladium poisoning? What if he never revealed his identity to him until the very moment the Avengers first came together, forming a team?

Stucky Fanfic:

I Hate Your Big Dumb Combat Boots

“Forget it,” says Maria. “Everyone knows the Fury brothers aren’t allowed to date.”

Wherein Phil Coulson tricks Loki Odinson into paying Bucky Barnes to date that weird, uptight, goody-two-shoes Steve Fury so that Phil can have a chance with Steve’s hot younger brother Clint. And then things get complicated.

OR the 10 Things I Hate About You Stucky AU nobody asked for.

His Voice Sings Redemption

Folding his arms across his chest, Bucky noticed the way the angel’s soul moved across the wings, as if to protect them from harm. He even saw that there were trails of droplets of the soul looked from the tips of the feather. Looking like rain drops. Curious, Bucky moved silently across the room, standing behind the angel. Reaching out, he caressed one of the feathers. AU- Angels

Politics and Animals

It all started on a quiet Brooklyn street. Sure, putting the Veterans Administration clinic next to a funeral parlor was probably the universe’s idea of a joke, but it had a coffee shop right across the street. And the old church next to the coffee shop had a new sign over the doors: Howling Commandos.

When Steve Rogers, the new Team Lead at the VA, first looked across the street and spotted the gorgeous guy with the cute dog, he never planned on becoming emotionally invested. It was just supposed to be a no-strings night of pleasure.

But Bucky Barnes turns out to be far more complicated than Steve ever expected, and at every turn, it seems like Bucky’s past, his family, and his stalker are all conspiring against them. Is it even worth the effort?

Elegance and Taste:  

When a threat is made against the Captain America Pageant, Agent Steve Rogers is dispatched by the FBI to go undercover to see if he can find out who might be behind the threats. The only trouble is that Steve Rogers has never been any good at undercover.

Little Lies To Get Me By

Forced into a traumatizing situation that neither can control, Bucky and Steve have to confront their feelings for each other. It’s a long road ahead…


*Pre-serum Steve and Bucky feels; first time fluff and smut; masturbation and oral sex; and lots of discomfort and angst*

Starts in 1938 and will carry forward throughout the events of The First Avenger and The Winter Soldier.

The Third Hit: 

After Peggy died Steve Rogers was on his own, fending off zombies with a metal baseball bat. Then he met Bucky Barnes. In a journey through a post-apocalypse world, Bucky and Steve are off to Canada to find the one person who can help get rid of the zombies forever. Howard Stark.



Just leaving this here…

*hugging everybody who reblogged this and the ones who made this possible* I have such a bad mood tonight but this made me laugh out. Thank you!

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Almost daily Avengers feels. Set #1






my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance


i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now


Never stop reblogging this

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